A collège teacher in the Charente has been suspended after asking troisième students to imagine they planned to commit suicide and asking them to write an essay saying why they wanted to end their lives, describing their self-disgust and the events in their lives which had lead to it.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield
It seems as though I’ve spent this entire pregnancy in doctor’s waiting rooms.
Even so, I’ve had a toothache for about six years and if there’s one pain I can potentially get rid of right now, then I’m going to try.
Much to his delight, Jerome, an excellent but shy pupil in terminale received a message on his Facebook page from Sylvie, one of the most popular girls in the school. She told him that she had been watching him for some time but was scared of approaching him because he was so clever, etc. etc. Their online correspondence went on for several months, Sylvie insisting that it remain secret, eventually becoming quite erotic. Finally, Sylvie persuaded Jerome to strip for her in front of his webcam.